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Symfony: sub-domains and front controllers

A lot of us really do need to just RTFM sometimes.
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Lie, Cheat, and Steal

If there’s one thing that I hate about large supermarket chains — and there isn’t, but let’s just narrow it down to one for the sake of simplicity — it’s that despite all their efforts to persuade us of the contrary, they just can’t help but act dishonestly.

Fagin's Price Knockdowns!

Fagin working on this week's Price Knockdowns

Take Woolworths and their delightful little “Price Knockdown!” stickers and labels: not exactly a ‘Special’ but the wording ‘Price Knockdown’ certainly conjures up images of huge savings… a dollar sign getting the shit kicked out of it by some giant, golden-haired Hero of the People. Unfortunately, it’s just another dodgy misdirection that can be dispelled just by reading the label further. Eg., almost every week for the last year, we’ve bought the same block of cheese for the same price: $7.99. Today however, it had a big ‘Price Knockdown!’ tag on it. I thought that might bode well for my wallet, but the price that it’d been knocked down to was *drum roll* $7.99! For those of you who are mathematically challenged, that’s a total saving of $0.00.

One whole zilch!

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Captcha is useless

Well, it seems that spambots have found an easy way around the SI Captcha plugin for WordPress…

What a pain in the ass. I swear, if I ever catch someone to runs a spam operation, I’ll kill them. It’s the most pointless and annoying blight on our generation since reality TV.

Frankenstein’s Monster’s Avatar

This is you on social media

This is you on social media

There’s been lots of talk recently about the prospect of using a person’s online social history to “recreate” a version of them after death, a la Zoe Graystone. While the concept of uploading a person (their memories, personality traits, etc) to a computer is a promising, yet tentative, possibility, the whole idea of trying to recreate someone from their online profiles and blog scares the shit out of me; what kind of monstrous chimera will be created?

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Satan is a pussy

I just finished watching a recent movie depicting exorcisms and exorcists. I won’t mention the name for fear of spoiling the ending for people, but let’s just suffice it to say that pretty much all possession-based films end much the same way: with “the Devil” getting his ass handed to him by way of some lame, happy memory. View full article »

Medieval Misogyny

Merlin - A Top Bloke

Merlin - A Top Bloke

Exactly what are the writers of Merlin trying to tell us? Almost every female character in the series turns out to “not be what she seems,” which usually means she’s a witch, a bitch, or some kind of magical goat creature. The only exception is Gwen, who happens to be a maid and spend most of her time cooking and cleaning.

The moral of the story? If you were a female in Camelot and couldn’t bake a decent pork pie, you were doomed.

Receiver not registered: android.widget.ViewFlipper

Don’t get me wrong: I love Google. Not to the extent of some raving fanboys, but I do have a soft spot in my heart for our increasingly powerful friend from Mountain View, California. If I’m going to have to sell my soul (read: personal data, genetics, history of movements) to a massive company, I’d rather it be Google than Yahoo, Microsoft, or Facebook.

There’s one thing that niggles me, and a lot of other people, about Google though and it’s nothing to do with privacy, monopoly, or power; it’s their complete inability to provide decent customer service or timely bug fixes.
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L.A. Noire Review

I swear I didn’t just play L.A. Noire for 3 hours.

A) Truth
X) Doubt
Y) Lie

…but seriously, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s really not a very good game. The missions are repetitive, the story ridiculously linear, the game mechanics are dated, the player interaction is trival (it’s like watching a movie but being forced to twiddle a joystick every 15 minutes until something beeps).
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L.A. Noire

I picked up L.A. Noire from EB Games this morning, much to the chagrin of the store clerk who wanted the day off to play it but got called into work regardless.
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Beware the Jackson “Energy Saver”

I thought I’d do the right thing and buy one of those $70 Jackson 6 plug “energy saver” PT9778 powerboards that have a master socket and a number of slave sockets. The idea is that you plug your computer or TV into the master socket, and when you flick it to standby mode, everything plugged into the slaves is instantly turned off — saving you money.
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