I just finished watching a recent movie depicting exorcisms and exorcists. I won’t mention the name for fear of spoiling the ending for people, but let’s just suffice it to say that pretty much all possession-based films end much the same way: with “the Devil” getting his ass handed to him by way of some lame, happy memory.

Exactly what are the writers of Merlin trying to tell us? Almost every female character in the series turns out to “not be what she seems,” which usually means she’s a witch, a bitch, or some kind of magical goat creature. The only exception is Gwen, who happens to be a maid and spend most of her time cooking and cleaning.

Don’t get me wrong: I love Google, but there is one thing that niggles me and a lot of other people…